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Roof Demotivational Poster


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Raven

ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help

DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet

TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.

PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.

TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Calvin Duffy

ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am
an idiot. *fucking character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me gay then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like boobs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
Yeah, gay ones!!!

ROOFIES - Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

TAGS: roofies
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by dlar

boeweizer - June 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
i was like.. then i put my rape face on

MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies


TAGS: proof of dog
Rating: 4.47/5

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CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE - No daddy, I haven't seen your lighter.

TAGS: the roof the roof
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 7:52 pm
Krissie - August 17, 2010, 10:41 am
Didnt this motifake originally have something to do w/girl scout cookies?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:02 pm
i did this pic slightly better - 111415


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one

LIBRARIANS - One time I was in Chicago, perusing their local library. I wanted to rent a book, but the librarian said I needed proof I was a resident of Chicago. So I stabbed him.

TAGS: is that enough proof
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by NumberXIII

NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 2:09 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could actually impress a mod! :D
Verdeckt - January 26, 2012, 4:25 am
I like...

EVEN WITH SO MUCH PROOF... - So Many Still Fail to Listen to Reason

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart

Child-proofing -

TAGS: child proof
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 1:00 pm
Demon, you have to put all the candy out there too! 5L giggle, thanks.

ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: aggy bed challenge roofie extacy
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm
You're not reading between the lines, Face! Everything can have dual facets... sort of like affect and effect!


STRANGE PROOF - That there is somebody out there for everyone ...


PROOF - Without it you have nothing

EPIC FAIL - If you're going to fail, you might as well fail in a way that makes people say WTF?!

TAGS: epic fail car crash roof
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Kyronic - May 20, 2012, 7:12 pm
That's how I usually fail.
Jalozyin - July 19, 2011, 5:16 pm
My third approved, and I finally got it right. =3


MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof

TAGS: heat arch roof
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

CloudchaserS - June 30, 2012, 10:18 am
The Onion should do a story about the heat causing the St. Louis Arch to warp badly. Or a reflection off the Knoxville Sun Sphere catching something on fire (record all time high on June 29-30)

FONTS - Way to go from "Family Friendly" to "Creepy Guys in Overcoats" in just one word...

TAGS: august challenge failure to proof the work
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2010, 3:57 am
Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice. Alex Trebek: That's Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
After assembling the sign, they made some steps backward to admire their work, and then they said: "Shiiit!"

RIDICULE ME NOW, ITS OK... - ...But when that "drink" kicks in...your mine!

TAGS: roofie drink mine
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Bumgrubs

KC35000vr - April 28, 2012, 12:49 pm
o shit..... XD
Hawamleh - April 27, 2012, 7:19 pm



THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking

TAGS: show me the monkey money girls roof pool pancakes
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:29 pm
..... you want the monkey aPauling ... right? ... I'm sure he can take it up the ass.
Cubbybear - September 28, 2008, 6:54 pm
This is great


TAGS: roofies
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Dumass


BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof

TAGS: la roux baby bulletproof boy george bait
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 11:44 am
You agree with that ignorant moron who hasn't contributed anything but an ignorant homophobic comment? Come on.... Poster count-0, Comment count-25, Forum posts-0. You're likable... don't hitch your wagon to fringe morons.
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:11 am
Now I know I post a lot of bad ones. I make them because they make ME laugh. But I agree with Dude. And why is one of the tags "Bait"? Bait for what? 1L's?
DudefromOz - December 8, 2009, 6:14 pm
You got 1 lion from me because your motifake sucked arse. I didnt find it funny in the slightest and seems to be ... well i dont know. Thats a chick, Boy George was a fag tranny... not really much comparison besides mardi gras make up.
Chopperliscious - September 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Fuck off you one lion trolls - just because I give YOUR shitty motifakes one lion doesn't mean you should DO IT TO MINE! :-)

EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....



TAGS: nothing is fool proof
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:01 pm
Sick you have confused me, is there a difference from the one you posted 2 days ago?

CONVENIENCE STORE - All that's missing is Roofies!



GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!

TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am
Re=arrange the letters and you get HorschCockBS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am

wish I could get a bottle imported.

AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first

JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...

ROOFIES - Am I missing a tooth?

TAGS: roofies
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by bigjoe62


PROOF - That Girls Do Love A Cock !!

TAGS: proof that girls love a cock
Rating: 1.25/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 1:05 pm

Flood -

TAGS: flood frogs roof animals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:37 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:33 am
Nice, UP yours


TAGS: logicdude roofies
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - July 29, 2010, 6:50 pm
5L. Nice one Face!

PERCEPTION - Are you really seeing it, or are you just seeing what you wish to see. The Devil is in the Details

TAGS: biancabeauchamo waterproofnun perception
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by valkor

Derek - January 26, 2011, 8:37 pm
She's not a devil just because you can see a horn.


QUALITY JOB - Not exactly what it used to be



TAGS: proof women
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Arrogant Knight - April 14, 2009, 11:40 am
She's not Asian... And she doesn't have pink hair... Is there still a chance, Cubby?
Cubbybear - April 14, 2009, 11:24 am
I'm trying to decide if she's the perfect woman....:)
Arrogant Knight - April 14, 2009, 10:45 am
We seem to have a lot of haters... Just the bad side of fame, I guess. *sigh*
LogicDude - April 14, 2009, 10:36 am
Anonymous, multi-aliased Timmys: Sh*thead immature wankers who think their pitiful displays of rebellion actually means something to anyone else. Solution for you: Go fail elsewhere if you don't like this site, then we'll ALL be happier.
Haarakkon - April 14, 2009, 10:35 am
Sorry. Didn't realize that was you in the poster.
faggots - April 14, 2009, 10:22 am
undisputable adjective not open to question; obviously true; "undeniable guilt"; "indisputable evidence of a witness" [syn: incontestable]
assfucker - April 14, 2009, 10:21 am
Motifake.com: a place for shithead veterans and their retarded fanboys to make lame posters and jerk each other off about how "great" of a job they do making these fail posters. Then they proceed to jump all over anyone who ever says anthing negative...
LogicDude - April 14, 2009, 9:55 am
I think you have more gay stalkers than anyone Ron! Somehow I don't think that a "congrats" would be in order for that though...then again, Timmys like that need to put up (a poster to show thier "skills") or STFU!
Haarakkon - April 14, 2009, 2:49 am
agdaniele - April 14, 2009, 1:14 am
You've earned every compliment.
agdaniele - April 14, 2009, 1:12 am
Art's purpose is to create a feeling or mood, stirring some kind of emotion that the artist feels and hopefully the viewer will feel. In this case, he's just throwing rocks at the moon.
RON - April 14, 2009, 1:03 am
But still grateful for the positive comments Mr. Agdaniele and Mr. Haarakkon. Your good men to do so. THANKS!
RON - April 14, 2009, 1:00 am
Man-o...Man-o...out of the blue I really do piss people off, I guess. I really do try keep a low profile and don,t comment as much as I would like. So these fly by night attacks on me have been happening since joining...just kids with issues I, m sure.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 11:13 pm
Ron, find comfort in knowing that your art and posters don't appeal to the bottom 2 percentile of those who repeat 8th grade. Twice.
Haarakkon - April 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
indisputable: adjective 1. not disputable or deniable; uncontestable. indisputable evidence. 2. unquestionably real, valid, or the like. Some of us happen to enjoy Ronsart. If you'd like to be flaming assholes, try 4chan.
Phail - April 13, 2009, 10:23 pm
UN-disputable proof....spellfailfaggot.
Ronsartblows - April 13, 2009, 10:22 pm
Your motifakes are fail. Faggot.


TAGS: proof read flash babe
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

LURCH - September 12, 2009, 1:00 pm
Or at least cut the grass before you host a garden party
LURCH - September 12, 2009, 1:00 pm
Or at least cut the grass before you host a garden party

BUZZ OFF MAN - we're raising the roof

TAGS: the roof
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by karlingall

Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 6:22 pm
1L, i don't find this funny at all.

MORONS - Posing the question "How the hell did you do that?!" Since man discovered fire

TAGS: hilarious funny car reverse roof how the hell moron morons
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Scorpio7 - December 13, 2008, 8:03 pm
This was in the 1980s on Tantalus Drive, Honolulu, Hawaii. Drunk driver on a road, level with the house roof and speeding. You can guess the rest.
S.lo - October 1, 2008, 4:15 pm
dang, i know... a 'C' instead of the 'S'...
S.lo - October 1, 2008, 4:15 pm
it's obvisious... he/she used the ladder...

RELIGION - proof positive that god does not exist!

TAGS: proof
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by elf25s

rerun - February 2, 2010, 7:59 pm

I prayed after I saw this poster and god does exist. My prayer was anwered, elf25s has not been back since he posted this poster. There is your proof.
Dude 4515 - February 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
I also don't know WHY I presumed to give you advice, seeing as you have more grey in you beard than I do. must've never seen your name before. my bad.
Dude 4515 - February 2, 2010, 5:55 pm
I meant no real desrespect sir. I am myself a religious man (though not very), and chose my words VERY poorly. the posters just not very funny. I do make apologies for my idiotic comment though.
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:52 am
serious at all. lol
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Right. This is all in good fun. That's why we try to avoid religious/political debates. People usually get pissed off and start flame wars. Jokes are great, and always welcome...but it's best not to go into any serious bashing. Hell, it's best not to be
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:45 am
ok i had my say and i will not turn this into whose got bigger d**k debate or pissing contest here after all this is a fun and entertainment after all. my job here is done to give a smile or giggle a laugh even in the end that is all that matters
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:40 am
no apologies from me if dude 4515 does not like it he can always click somewhere else. *L* btw do you remeberor even know how FCC got started in first place? yes they always start so innocent with good intentions dont they? *VBEL*
Bartimaeus - January 20, 2010, 12:16 am
Elf, man, calm the fuck down...it's perfectly alright to joke about religion, but show some respect. People have every right to believe, just as you have the right not to believe. The problem with this poster is... it isn't really a joke.
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:08 am
besides if you looked at the historical stats what caused more death than desease and natural disaster combined the cuse would be religion. so you still going to tell me that something ythat we call god exists? if it does it deserves to be kicked in nuts
elf25s - January 20, 2010, 12:05 am
ohh really? then how come there is a lot of them? if you belive in this god so much prove it to me that the invisible spook that majority claims is in the sky actuly exist using science not some creationist mumbo jumbo that would make any gm jealous!
Dude 4515 - January 19, 2010, 9:25 pm
no, proof that he's not listening to you. you must have prayed for 5 lions, right? careful, religion bashing posters are HATED here.

Romance -

TAGS: romance snow roof fire furnace
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - October 26, 2014, 8:13 pm
Not sure why I didn’t fav this before. Now fav’d…coupled with a generous chunk of phlegm that, after wiping the screen with my t-shirt, now has a glaucoma like ambiance.
Oldsod - February 10, 2014, 6:15 am
Well, with Valentine's coming up, I felt someoine had to speak to elderly romance...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 10, 2014, 12:58 am
Now I have something to say to my wife when I start going grey. haha
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:00 pm
Man, this is gold.....or grey....whatever. It's really good.


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.

the simultaneous selfie -

TAGS: ultimate selfie proof of love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:26 am
...not as much as they love themselves.

Elephants -

A Matter of Time -


Yes. Apocalypse. -

TAGS: apocalypse asap and make it idiot proof
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:07 pm
"That makes me pray for a nuclear holocaust." ~Bill Hicks
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
To quote Carface from a Don Bleuth cartoon: "MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"

Duhhh ... -

TAGS: duh cap design foolproof quote
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

cicilia - September 29, 2014, 6:59 pm
Still him, cause most people where the hat correctly so that it does what it was made to do. Block out the sun light.
steve1961 - September 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Still him.
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2014, 1:45 am
Perhaps he was more interested in it's long term effects as a havelock. Now who's the fool, redneck?


Rohypnol Awakening -

Bey-londe a reasonable doubt -


How in the Hell? -

TAGS: accident car house roof wreck
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

fgd051943 - December 7, 2013, 5:52 am
Actually it's not. Really happened. But not HOW it happened.
BobbEdwards - September 29, 2013, 12:59 pm
Easy. Photoshop.

PERFECT PARKING! - See dad I told you I could get in on the carport.

TAGS: plane roof parked house
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

rico1845 - August 3, 2009, 11:05 am
Under?! It does not look as if that plane is under the concrete. so it must be on or in....
W. Nehls - August 2, 2009, 8:04 am
Under the carport.

PROOF - If you use 4chan, you're fighting Terrorism

BALANCE - look mom,no hands

I am not a robot -

TAGS: robot proof
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

Zeul - June 9, 2017, 6:16 pm
Your argument is valid !! ^^^ Yours
concern3 - June 9, 2017, 7:28 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - June 8, 2017, 6:17 pm
Oh you think that's bad? Wait until they start demanding body cavity searches. ^^^^^Up

Stabby stab stab -

TAGS: cant stab capri sun proof
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - October 31, 2015, 11:49 am
Hehe. You're a softy, Silver. 5 stabs.

Aggrieved -

False Economy -

TAGS: don t ask for a sunroof
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:48 pm
An Up'd lol

Oh Momma -

Relationship Test -

Proof of insanity. -

TAGS: proof of insanity playstation 4 four
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

Greeny - September 6, 2015, 8:48 pm
He's a Perry Mason fan
Sho - September 6, 2015, 4:35 pm
i dont get it